December 2011
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An Amusing Guide as to why I'm single. (Rules for...
Rule #1 If she doesn’t give a shit about Nirvana, or know anything about Nirvana, she’s either too young, or has no reason to be in my life. (The band, not the state of mind where mental clarity is achieved, although that would also be a bonus.)
Rule #2 I’m not grouchy in the mornings,… in fact I’m normally quite the opposite, I like to be annoying, play...