February 2012
17 posts
“I would be a broken man, if shattered into two, knowing that my missing piece,...”
– Me, Valentines Day approaches, and I’m possessed by a shit poet.
“So I’ll try not to breathe as I hold my head still,
the light bends on my...”
– Biffy Clyro - All the Way Down
Anonymous asked: If we were the last two alive on an island and there was little else...would you rape me?
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“It’s spelt Sammich, S-A-M-M-I-C-H!”
– A reputable source.
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January 2012
12 posts
Dear Gods of the internets.
Please let Thursday go well! I promise that if it does, I won’t constantly bug you for the affection of pretty ladies.
Kthxbai
Tom
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Lists...
I figured I’d make a list of things I do well to assess what other jobs I might be qualified for other than those in my specific industry…. Here are my results.
The List
Growing a Beard.
Forgetting the words to songs but redeem myself with my own creative replacements
Getting pissed off with people who pertain to the “I know everything about anything.” Crowd
Drinking...
Let's not just..
.. talk about what we believe in.
Let’s experience it first hand, fight for it, shout and sing about it, smile through it, face the best and the worst of whatever it is.
Let’s establish or destroy it together,..
Whatever it is you stand for, go out there and openly stand for it!
(This is how epic massive sweeping delays & pickslides make me feel.)
Enter Shikari - Constellations
This song is stunning, and true, makes you feel like a true hero when you think about it the way they portray it.
“Packing the last few shirts into a bloated suitcase The last glimpse of comfort and the ticking clock face I swear those hands move faster every day I’m more confused than ever but I don’t beg or pray ‘cause the Sparkling light from the morning sun Is all...
I write some pretty hearty crap at times!
“A Boyfriend IS a Best Friend, how do you plan to make it work if you can’t talk about anything or take criticism or make arguements nothing.
An arguement can end in a single heart being crushed or lead astray, an arguement can also prove how strongly two hearts beat together
because an argument dissipates when one heart needs the other to function.”
December 2011
2 posts
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An Amusing Guide as to why I'm single. (Rules for...
Rule #1 If she doesn’t give a shit about Nirvana, or know anything about Nirvana, she’s either too young, or has no reason to be in my life. (The band, not the state of mind where mental clarity is achieved, although that would also be a bonus.)
Rule #2 I’m not grouchy in the mornings,… in fact I’m normally quite the opposite, I like to be annoying, play...
November 2011
6 posts
Hearts should come armor plated
well yes, you are contented what more could you want? yeah, you fight, but you always make it up it’s love chasing it’s tail look at how she holds his hand and she whispers to him kiss her now and when she pulls away she’s got his heart dangling from her mouth phonecalls and accusations and a bad feeling all year round gutless and co-ependant they’re the best...
October 2011
23 posts
This must remain for all eternity....
Cause it was massively funny last night. After soliciting myself for sex on my facebook wall. One of the best buds Tommy replied with this bunch of beauts!
Tommy Davidson If I was a girl I’d be such a sucker for hot ass lines like that…11 hours ago · Like
Tom Dowler Seee, why are girls not more like us…… I’d be so winning right now!11 hours ago · Like
Tommy...
